Halo Uncensored is a machinima by KenshiCorp.
Master Chief takes Douchbag to the Control Room. But Cortana has a key that Douchbag wants.
Master Chief destroys the Flood, now Titties is trying to have Sex In Texas, its up to Chief to kill him.
Chief is knocked out on the way to Titties. He awkens in a prison of some sort, waiting there is Cockayyass and an unknown prisoner.
Chief escapes and finds a message from Titties.
Chief finds Titties dressed up as an old man and he kills him.
Truth finds Titties's corpse and finds The Sacred Cock Icon, so everyone can Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet. But Chief has other plans...
Truth and his bodyguard, Weed, escape in a Phantom.
Halo Uncensored 2-The TruthEdit
The second series. It reveals that Cockayyass is an evil Monitor who is acting as another Moniter to kill Chief. He also has a minion named Rex the Brute.